Review of dr pepper

Where's the doctor and where is he? This is what I asked when drinking dr pepper. I was also disappointed to find no pepper in it. I turned into a doctor and threw dr pepper at patients in a world of pepper. Each flavor became new places and experiences. Like a mouthful of cinnamon spicy bubbly memories, cholesterol and possible heart attacks. like drinking cinnamon toast crunch but without a crunch. I Can't wait for nurse salt.